No, I am not a homosexual. If I were a homosexual, I would hope I would have the courage to say so. What's cruel is that you are forcing me to say I am not a homosexual. This means you are putting homosexuals down. I don't want to do that. -Ed Koch Hope
Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. That's how I get my kicks. -Ed Koch Poetry
No, I am not a homosexual. If I were a homosexual, I would hope I would have the courage to say so. What's cruel is that you are forcing me to say I am not a homosexual. This means you are putting homosexuals down. I don't want to do that. -Ed Koch Courage
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. -Ed Koch Diet
You punch me, I punch back. I do not believe it's good for one's self-respect to be a punching bag. -Ed Koch Good
If you don't like the President, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to Washington to picket. If you don't like the governor, it costs you 60 bucks to fly to Albany to picket. If you don't like me - 90 cents. -Ed Koch Politics
Stereotypes lose their power when the world is found to be more complex than the stereotype would suggest. When we learn that individuals do not fit the group stereotype, then it begins to fall apart. -Ed Koch Power
Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world. -Ed Koch Birthday
I know many writers who first dictate passages, then polish what they have dictated. I speak, then I polish - occasionally I do windows. -Ed Koch Politics
