I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. -Eddie Izzard Positive
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. -Eddie Izzard Pet
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others. -Eddie Izzard Music
I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive. -Eddie Izzard Power
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever. -Eddie Izzard Religion
Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling. -Eddie Izzard Religion
I mean, sometimes... a comedian becomes an actor, and they just don't deliver, because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny, and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful, and they get that mixed up sometimes, or don't even notice that that's the thing. -Eddie Izzard Funny
Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal. -Eddie Izzard Food
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel! -Eddie Izzard Relationship
