Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. -Finley Peter Dunne Food
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the money the most, are the ones that never have it. -Finley Peter Dunne Money
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because it isn't here. -Finley Peter Dunne Time
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. -Finley Peter Dunne Marriage
