I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.' -Herb Caen Hope
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. -Herb Caen Society
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. -Herb Caen Wisdom
