In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. -John Barrymore Alone
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. -John Barrymore Women
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. -John Barrymore Finance
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. -John Barrymore Food
