I grew up in a very large family in a very small house. I never slept alone until after I was married. -Lewis Grizzard Alone
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house. -Lewis Grizzard Marriage
You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?' -Lewis Grizzard Attitude
The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity. -Lewis Grizzard Life
It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. -Lewis Grizzard Food
