The experience of being in the Army changed my whole life; I never believed that an organization such as ours could ever go to war, leave alone win it. It was, as Yeats remarked of the Easter Rising, 'A terrible beauty.' -Spike Milligan Easter
When I get depressed, I try to get something for the terrible sadness that comes over me and create something in terms of poetry. -Spike Milligan Poetry
And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. -Spike Milligan God
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -Spike Milligan Money
Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. -Spike Milligan Happiness
