Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. - Earl Wilson 2 Share Now -
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. - Earl Wilson 3 Share Now -
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. - Earl Wilson 4 Share Now -
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. - Earl Wilson 5 Share Now -
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? - Earl Wilson 6 Share Now -
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. - Earl Wilson 7 Share Now -
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson 9 Share Now -
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments. - Earl Wilson 10 Share Now -