Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. -Doug Larson Computers
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. -Doug Larson Parenting
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. -Doug Larson Anniversary
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. -Doug Larson Time
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. -Doug Larson Car
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. -Doug Larson Home
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. -Doug Larson Gardening
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. -Doug Larson Politics
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. -Doug Larson Learning
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. -Doug Larson Age
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. -Doug Larson Wisdom
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. -Doug Larson Food
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. -Doug Larson Wisdom
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. -Doug Larson Happiness
