My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening. -Alice Roosevelt Longworth Wedding
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me. -Alice Roosevelt Longworth Funny
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. -Alice Roosevelt Longworth Life
Dorothy is the only woman in history who has had her menopause in public and made it pay. -Alice Roosevelt Longworth History
