It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. -Bill Vaughan Money
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. -Bill Vaughan Hope
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. -Bill Vaughan Age
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. -Bill Vaughan Society
Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having given up on the problem of an efficient way to get himself five miles to work and back each day. -Bill Vaughan Society
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. -Bill Vaughan Funny
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. -Bill Vaughan Patriotism
The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. -Bill Vaughan Politics
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. -Bill Vaughan Money
I'm an actor. And I guess I've done so many movies I've achieved some high visibility. But a star? I guess I still think of myself as kind of a worker ant. -Bill Vaughan Movies
Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college. -Bill Vaughan Education
Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. -Bill Vaughan Happiness
