Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time. -Douglas Coupland Birthday
I know it's not cat food, but what exactly is it that they put inside of tinned ravioli? -Douglas Coupland Food
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. -Douglas Coupland Courage
I think Americans are weirdly puritanistic about psychopharmaceuticals. There are millions of people out there who would otherwise be dead or rocking by themselves in a corner who now lead full and normal lives because of amazing and wonderful scientific advances. -Douglas Coupland Amazing
It feels wistful to imagine a time when people didn't go about their daily routine with the assumption that at any moment another massive media technology will be dumped on us by some geek in California. -Douglas Coupland Technology
Whatever happened to books? Suddenly everybody's talking about these 100-hour movies called 'Breaking Bad'. People are talking about TV the same way they used to talk about novels back in the 1980s. I like to think I hang out with some pretty smart people, but all they talk about is 'Breaking Bad.' -Douglas Coupland Movies
Aliens didn't come down to Earth and give us technology. We invented it ourselves. Therefore it can never be alienating; it can only be an expression of our humanity. -Douglas Coupland Technology
I think that to acknowledge a new generation is to acknowledge some degree of obsolescence in yourself, and that is very hard to do and often comes with undeniable anger. -Douglas Coupland Anger
My question about luging is, How do you get into the luge community to begin with? Is it one day like, 'Mom, Dad, I really want to luge.' And your parents are like: 'O.K., I'll quit my job. We'll move to an Alpine community.' -Douglas Coupland Dad
I don't know how anyone gets anything done in cities. How can you live somewhere like London or New York, when there are 81 things to do every night? Awful. Give me solitude and space any time. -Douglas Coupland Space
The advent of cellphones may, in the end, be no more relevant than the ability of laptops to change our written documents into ones using cool new fonts. -Douglas Coupland Cool
My question about luging is, How do you get into the luge community to begin with? Is it one day like, 'Mom, Dad, I really want to luge.' And your parents are like: 'O.K., I'll quit my job. We'll move to an Alpine community.' -Douglas Coupland Mom
The person who needs the other person the least in a relationship is the stronger member. -Douglas Coupland Relationship
When you think about Twitter and you think what a dumb stupid throwaway technology, and then you have the Iranian elections and it actually saves the day - you can't prejudge technologies now because they have effects you may not have intended. -Douglas Coupland Technology
For many people, myself included, the end of the world is happening all the time! It is a form of criticality that paradoxically gives us hope for change and improvement. -Douglas Coupland Hope
I'm pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back? No. The haircuts were terrible. Everyone stank. The food was awful. -Douglas Coupland Food
Even when you take a holiday from technology, technology doesn't take a break from you. -Douglas Coupland Technology
Before machines the only form of entertainment people really had was relationships. -Douglas Coupland Relationship
