An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. George Jean Nathan Funny
Patriotism is often an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles. George Jean Nathan Patriotism
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. George Jean Nathan Women
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink. George Jean Nathan Men
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. George Jean Nathan Humor
