I have a very happy marriage and friends who keep my feet on the ground. But looking for satisfaction in life is difficult. Maybe being happy is as simple as not being unhappy. -Jasper Carrott Marriage
Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list. -Jasper Carrott Best
When you're six years old, the word 'poo' is the funniest word on God's earth, but this insults my intelligence. -Jasper Carrott Intelligence
