A man's character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation. Mark Twain Communication
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain Memorialday
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain Legal
Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever. Mark Twain Humor
If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Mark Twain Morning
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven. Mark Twain Humor
I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. Mark Twain Great
Loyalty to the Nation all the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it. Mark Twain Government