A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. -Mel Brooks Movies
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. -Mel Brooks Life
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive. -Mel Brooks Death
Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance. -Mel Brooks Chance
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. -Mel Brooks Funny
