Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money? -Ogden Nash Funny
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. -Ogden Nash Women
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore. -Ogden Nash Parenting
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. -Ogden Nash Hope
Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. -Ogden Nash Age
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. -Ogden Nash Home
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late. -Ogden Nash Morning
To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up. -Ogden Nash Marriage
A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. -Ogden Nash Family
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball, and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all. -Ogden Nash Happiness
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. -Ogden Nash Work
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. -Ogden Nash Marriage
Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. -Ogden Nash Age
