An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan 1 Share Now -
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields 2 Share Now -
Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. - Albert Einstein 3 Share Now -
I was asked to act when I couldn't act. I was asked to sing 'Funny Face' when I couldn't sing, and dance with Fred Astaire when I couldn't dance - and do all kinds of things I wasn't prepared for. Then I tried like mad to cope with it. - Audrey Hepburn 4 Share Now -
The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder. - Al Gore 5 Share Now -
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. - Julia Roberts 7 Share Now -
Being funny has always mattered a lot to me. It's why I started acting - to make my friends laugh. - Nick Wechsler 9 Share Now -
I don't need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me. - Stephen Fry 10 Share Now -