Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson Computers
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson Parenting
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. Doug Larson Anniversary
For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work. Doug Larson Time
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson Car
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson Gardening
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson Home
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson Politics
A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. Doug Larson Learning
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson Age
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it. Doug Larson Wisdom
Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson Food
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk. Doug Larson Wisdom
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment. Doug Larson Happiness