Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break. Earl Wilson Science
Benjamin Franklin may have discovered electricity, but it was the man who invented the meter who made the money. Earl Wilson Money
You may not be able to read a doctor's handwriting and prescription, but you'll notice his bills are neatly typewritten. Earl Wilson Medical
The man who didn't want his wife to work has been succeeded by the man who asks about her chances of getting a raise. Earl Wilson Equality
Isn't it a shame that future generations can't be here to see all the wonderful things we're doing with their money? Earl Wilson Money
Home, nowadays, is a place where part of the family waits till the rest of the family brings the car back. Earl Wilson Home
Always remember, money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. Earl Wilson Money