A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. Helen Rowland Wedding
Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. Helen Rowland Wedding
A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Helen Rowland Dating
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. Helen Rowland Beauty
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. Helen Rowland Marriage
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. Helen Rowland Faith
Ever since Eve started it all by offering Adam the apple, woman's punishment has been to supply a man with food then suffer the consequences when it disagrees with him. Helen Rowland Food
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. Helen Rowland Marriage
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. Helen Rowland Marriage
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. Helen Rowland Marriage
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland Marriage
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Helen Rowland Art
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. Helen Rowland Marriage
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. Helen Rowland Women