In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore Alone
The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time. John Barrymore Women
If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John Barrymore Finance
I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore Food