A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. Kin Hubbard Thanksgiving
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit. Kin Hubbard Christmas
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for the public. Kin Hubbard Government
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed. Kin Hubbard Happiness
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? Kin Hubbard Success
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. Kin Hubbard Money
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. Kin Hubbard War
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil. Kin Hubbard Peace
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a conversation if it didn't change once in a while. Kin Hubbard Nature