Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Laurence J. Peter Beauty
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. Laurence J. Peter Intelligence
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter Best
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Laurence J. Peter Truth