If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first. Mark Twain Best
Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured. Mark Twain Anger
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. Mark Twain Politics
When a person cannot deceive himself the chances are against his being able to deceive other people. Mark Twain Chance
Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain Success
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain God
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which, before their union, were not perceived to have any relation. Mark Twain Marriage
Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so. Mark Twain Truth