One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York. -Mike Judge Legal
They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever. -Mike Judge Humor
I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something. -Mike Judge Teacher
I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude. -Mike Judge Attitude
