There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. Will Rogers Government
Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have. Will Rogers Women
The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. Will Rogers Time
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. Will Rogers Government
Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth. Will Rogers Learning
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. Will Rogers Learning