If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative. Woody Allen Failure
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying. Woody Allen Work
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. Woody Allen War
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. Woody Allen Education
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen Marriage
Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen Home
I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. Woody Allen Peace
As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. Woody Allen Nature
On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down . Woody Allen Death
There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? Woody Allen Death