It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever.

- Hannah Simone

I find there's this weird anger thing: Someone will approach me at the bar and say, 'Hey, can I buy you a drink?' And I'll say, 'No, I'm okay.' And then all of a sudden, there's this male anger flip, where they go, 'Oh, you know what? I wasn't even gonna buy you a drink, 'cause you're not even that cute anyway,' and walk away.

- Hannah Simone

I guess there are all these women with a big secret - they're hiding men they are ashamed of. They come up to me and say: 'I've been dating this guy for six months in secret but none of my friends know. I can't give him up even though he's embarrassing.'

- Hannah Simone

It is so cool to think that there are two female, Indian actresses on prime-time American network television who are considered attractive and funny and smart.

- Hannah Simone

It's funny, I was talking to somebody who writes for a cop show, and he was saying how they aren't allowed to acknowledge Christmas, Thanksgiving, Valentine's Day, just because it has to be able to play forever.

- Hannah Simone

The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that genre.

- Hannah Simone

My mom used to call me a parrot, because the way I spoke would change in every country we'd go to.

- Hannah Simone

I went to Coachella once, and it was only to go see Leonard Cohen. I got in the car and sat through all the crazy traffic in L.A. to get there - instead of a two hour drive, it takes, like, six hours. Then I watched his set and turned around and left. I just so wanted to see him perform in the desert.

- Hannah Simone

If I could travel back in time, I'd bring back the entire Wu-Tang Clan.

- Hannah Simone

All of my relationships have happened organically with people who are super cool and in my life and it just moved into a relationship zone.

- Hannah Simone