You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change. - John Cleese 1 Share Now -
I can't tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly joining this family, it's like going to somebody else's Christmas dinner, everyone knows everyone, and you're there and you're not quite sure what you're supposed to be doing. - John Cleese 3 Share Now -
Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully tedious travel shows. Have you ever tried to watch one? - John Cleese 4 Share Now -
Now most people do not want an ordinary life in which they do a job well, earn the respect of their collaborators and competitors, bring up a family and have friends. That's not enough any more, and I think that is absolutely tragic - and I'm not exaggerating - that people feel like a decent, ordinary, fun life is no longer enough. - John Cleese 5 Share Now -
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? - John Cleese 7 Share Now -
If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes you more open to my ideas. And if I can persuade you to laugh at the particular point I make, by laughing at it you acknowledge its truth. - John Cleese 8 Share Now -
If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat? - John Cleese 9 Share Now -
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me. - John Cleese 10 Share Now -
