I'd say the best is when I was in Africa, I saw a hippo in a house. Someone had a pet hippo. And they're meant to be one of the most dangerous animals on the planet, and they had one that was sort of just wandering in and out of their house, just sort of roaming about. - Karl Pilkington 1 Share Now -
At the end of the day, teachers aren't going to mess about trying to make me into an Einstein, 'cause it was never gonna happen. We can't all be brainy, can we? That's just the way the world is. - Karl Pilkington 2 Share Now -
I'm not that lazy, but I don't need that much money. I lead a fairly simple life. - Karl Pilkington 3 Share Now -
Sometimes you can know too much. A lot of brainy people like Stephen Fry are quite depressive. - Karl Pilkington 4 Share Now -
To be honest, marriage doesn't scare me and that, it's just once you've been together for so long, if you haven't got any kids it's just a big expensive day out for everyone else to enjoy, isn't it? - Karl Pilkington 5 Share Now -
I am into nature and seeing whales. I went whale-watching, and I was really looking forward to that, but when you see it on TV and you see other programs do it, you're seeing close-ups of these massive creatures, and the music that's added gives you a certain feeling. - Karl Pilkington 8 Share Now -
People eat duck and you think, well, we've got loads of chickens, leave the ducks alone! - Karl Pilkington 9 Share Now -
And we've got a toaster and everything. So there is no reason for the wedding. - Karl Pilkington 10 Share Now -
