I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose. -Orson Welles Respect
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. -Orson Welles Dating
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. -Orson Welles Dating
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. -Orson Welles Friendship
If you want a happy ending, that depends, of course, on where you stop your story. -Orson Welles Movies
Criminals are never very amusing. It's because they're failures. Those who make real money aren't counted as criminals. This is a class distinction, not an ethical problem. -Orson Welles Money
I've never understood the cult of Hitchcock. Particularly the late American movies... Egotism and laziness. And they're all lit like television shows. -Orson Welles Movies
We're born alone, we live alone, we die alone. Only through our love and friendship can we create the illusion for the moment that we're not alone. -Orson Welles Alone
I have a great love and respect for religion, great love and respect for atheism. What I hate is agnosticism, people who do not choose. -Orson Welles Religion
Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. -Orson Welles Famous
If there hadn't been women we'd still be squatting in a cave eating raw meat, because we made civilization in order to impress our girlfriends. -Orson Welles Women
Now I'm an old Christmas tree, the roots of which have died. They just come along and while the little needles fall off me replace them with medallions. -Orson Welles Christmas
Only very intelligent people don't wish they were in politics, and I'm dumb enough to want to be in there. -Orson Welles Politics
