That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder. Bill Watterson Science
If your knees aren't green by the end of the day, you ought to seriously re-examine your life. Bill Watterson Gardening
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery - it recharges by running. Bill Watterson Car
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. Bill Watterson Intelligence
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently. Bill Watterson Nature