I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. Carol Burnett Mom
My interesting diet tips are eat early and don't nosh between meals. I mean, I can pack it away. Carol Burnett Diet
Everybody I know who is funny, it's in them. You can teach timing, or some people are able to tell a joke, though I don't like to tell jokes. But I think you have to be born with a sense of humor and a sense of timing. Carol Burnett Humor
Funny is funny. I dare anyone to look at Tim Conway and Harvey Korman doing the dentist sketch, which is more than 40 years old, and not scream with laughter. Carol Burnett Funny
I do the 'New York Times' crossword puzzle every morning to keep the old grey matter ticking. Carol Burnett Morning