President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen. -Chris Rock Dad
There's some downsides to being famous, which are not even worth mentioning. But to combat the bad sides of being famous, you really should take advantage of the good sides. The good sides are, you can use that fame to get projects you might not normally get. -Chris Rock Famous
President of the United States is you know, our boss, so you know, the President and the First Lady are kinda like the Mom and the Dad of the country. And when your Dad says something you listen. -Chris Rock Mom
The thing that surprised me the most is just how much money women that weren't rich were paying for their hair. When you're in a beauty parlor in Harlem next to abandoned buildings and somebody's paying five grand for a weave, that's a bit much. -Chris Rock Beauty
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four. -Chris Rock Sports
Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous. -Chris Rock Famous
I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats. -Chris Rock Relationship
