We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. -David Letterman Future
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or does it not really feel like Ramadan? -David Letterman Thanksgiving
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. -David Letterman Intelligence
There's only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because courage, as you might know, defines all other human behavior. And, I believe - because I've done a little of this myself - pretending to be courageous is just as good as the real thing. -David Letterman Courage
There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting. -David Letterman Business
