I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.' Herb Caen Hope
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. Herb Caen Wisdom
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything. Herb Caen Society