The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. -Jay Leno Funny
The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. -Jay Leno Christmas
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution. -Jay Leno Science
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. -Jay Leno Funny
