People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite as well, and is cheaper, and more easily obtained. -Jerome K. Jerome Business
I can see the humorous side of things and enjoy the fun when it comes; but look where I will, there seems to me always more sadness than joy in life. -Jerome K. Jerome Sad
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. -Jerome K. Jerome Best
It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that we are one. -Jerome K. Jerome Sympathy
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. -Jerome K. Jerome Truth
It is always the best policy to speak the truth, unless, of course, you are an exceptionally good liar. -Jerome K. Jerome Good
