I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves. -John Malkovich Humor
I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me I was much more interested in how I looked playing baseball or football than in actually playing. There's great truth in that. -John Malkovich Truth
I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover. -John Malkovich Travel
I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didn't measure up to the standard he set. -John Malkovich Dad
