I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves. John Malkovich Humor
I was a very good baseball and football player, but my father always told me I was much more interested in how I looked playing baseball or football than in actually playing. There's great truth in that. John Malkovich Truth
I'm a little bit phobic about stains on my clothes, so I never travel without a little packet of organic stain remover. John Malkovich Travel
I'm more comfortable with whatever's wrong with me than my father was whenever he felt he failed or didn't measure up to the standard he set. John Malkovich Dad