I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry. Josh Billings Age
As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has a good right to them. Josh Billings Family
There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't. Josh Billings Change
There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. Josh Billings Truth
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. Josh Billings Fitness
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. Josh Billings Intelligence
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself once in a while. Josh Billings Travel
Every man has his follies - and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. Josh Billings Funny