Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis. Larry David Space
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David Mom
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas. Larry David Home
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War. Larry David War
I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian. Larry David Money
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out. Larry David Future
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David Funny
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.' Larry David Birthday
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid. Larry David Funny
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off, too, because the kids are with their mom, so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it. Larry David Best