Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter Funny
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. Laurence J. Peter Technology
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. Laurence J. Peter Beauty
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. Laurence J. Peter Art
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk? Laurence J. Peter Funny
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter Work
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. Laurence J. Peter Chance
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret. Laurence J. Peter Anger
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away. Laurence J. Peter Nature
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. Laurence J. Peter Friendship
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car. Laurence J. Peter Car
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. Laurence J. Peter Relationship
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. Laurence J. Peter Great
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure. Laurence J. Peter Failure
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. Laurence J. Peter Business