It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain Brainy
Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. Mark Twain Education
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Mark Twain Hope
The finest clothing made is a person's own skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. Mark Twain Society
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. Mark Twain Sports
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain Time
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. Mark Twain Education
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. Mark Twain Forgiveness
Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain Government