Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Mark Twain Patriotism
Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about. Mark Twain Patriotism
Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. Mark Twain Truth
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. Mark Twain God
There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy. Mark Twain Happiness
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. Mark Twain Health
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. Mark Twain Health
India has 2,000,000 gods and worships them all. In religion, all other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire. Mark Twain Religion
When people do not respect us we are sharply offended; yet in his private heart no man much respects himself. Mark Twain Respect