There was a three-year chunk as a teen where I should have been tranquilized and put in a cage. -Melissa McCarthy Teen
Somebody ripped their pants open at my wedding, dipping my mother. My mother is not a lady who throws herself into a dip that often, so I don't think he thought she was really going to do it. -Melissa McCarthy Wedding
I should be learning another language and working out more, but I'm just always saying, 'Ah, I could get hit by a bus tomorrow.' -Melissa McCarthy Learning
Famous doesn't mean anything. Just because people know my face doesn't mean they know us or that it makes us any more interesting or better. -Melissa McCarthy Famous
It's funny; as I get older I'm reverting to my roots - I want to plant stuff. -Melissa McCarthy Funny
I refuse to give energy to the negative. I've got a great fella and two great little girls. -Melissa McCarthy Great
