Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. -Neil Simon Marriage
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. -Neil Simon Sports
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. -Neil Simon Art
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. -Neil Simon Money
