Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon Marriage
Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. Neil Simon Sports
Everyone thinks they can write a play; you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. Neil Simon Art
Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest doesn't count. Neil Simon Money