A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. -Peter De Vries Car
The tuba is certainly the most intestinal of instruments, the very lower bowel of music. -Peter De Vries Music
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. -Peter De Vries Chance
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personality, but must live with a character. -Peter De Vries Marriage
The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance. -Peter De Vries Humor
